Story Go Round 01/25/2002


Buddha rolled down the hill, clutching his belly with a giggle, Opus following on his proverbial heels. Proverbial, because of all of Buddha's sayings, "Sometimes I think the guy couldn't shut-up. Yak yak yak" was one of his best, but I think it was really said by Siddhartha. Siddhartha and Buddha were actually twin brothers, but most folks got them con fused with the same person. Because Buddha bumped Siddhartha out of the f ast shrinking pantheon of Indian deities. Yes, the competition was stiff, but not as stiff as John's thing.

Buddha had a thing for extending his members - yes, I mean members, for he had several, and they looked best fully extended. Surprisingly, they looked like long, willowy arms - Shiva was rounding up a team of lawyers for this latest "ripoff". Yes, the Indian tabloids would have a field day with this. The headlines would scream "Buddha's members stiffed bigtime under Siddhartha" and the press junkies would moan ecstatically. So it was that Buddha ended up at the bottom of the hill.

Amber is purple; John is pink; Alan is blue; Terry is orange; Kelly is green