Story Go Round 02/23/2002, round 2, #4

This story was passed to the left two people, as in, skip over the person to the left.


Growing pains over 60 nanometers can be understandably sweet when you experience them backwards. Thankfully I only had 60 thumbs to sauce out back, so I unloaded. Thankfully 60 sufficed. President Janet noticed escalating ambitions to spam Frank right out of the lab. She whiled and scrubbed meticulously until 60 dead Vulcan ambassadors dropped alive convincingly from above. Thus, grasshopper was spared his life because 60 cans of spam all missed his head. Now he possessed true knowledge and was full grown. Janet experienced the sweetness of her actions, having both helped grasshopper reach his unfathomable size, and having reanimated all those Vulcans. She grew an inch and it hurt a mile. Together with grasshopper and the Vulcans, she moved to Beverly Hills and enrolled in community college to finish her G.E.D. The pains were worth it, she later told her quilting club.

Amber is purple; John is pink; Alan is blue; Terry is orange; Kim is green