Story Go Round 06/29/2002, round 3, #1


Me want gum, me like candy. Me suck thumb, it so handy.

Me lick bum, me sing 'Mandy'.

Me like school, recess 'specially.

Me speak badly teacher advises confessionally.

Me not know what to write. Me not know what is right.

Here comes Bob, he's a suitor.

Suit up Bob, he's uncommonly hirsute.

Bob wear suit, or he not.

Beware the soup, its snot.

Tom's not snot, snot's not Tom.

WHY WHy Why why why why

Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

So do all those who lives to see such sighs.

Sighs of such sights as PSI's.

Naming homonymy words quickly and drily

causes fits in humans daily.

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

Not in this town, anyway!


Amber is purple; John is pink; Alan is blue; Terry is orange