The Dealer

(post-titled by Terry)

Glue-sniffers never think about the way any other substances might feel about being ingested nasally, do they? No, they don't. And I should know, because I deal cocaine. If you were inhaled, you wouldn't like it. Either. A glass of water doesn't like being drunk. I was one once, but then I started working out. Now look at me. Fit and fluted. Dishwasher safe. But still into cleanliness and all manner of other recreation. Don't call me, I'll call you.