Salutations!

I’m a screenwriter with a day job, living near Portland in the beautiful Columbia River Gorge. Like so many people, I have more aspirations for this site than I ever follow through on.

On the left you can find me elsewhere on the web. In the menu above are links to words I made up and vignettes I wrote once upon a time – mostly about goofy made up phobias like the fear of things with cheese on them.